sausager

I only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?

"It's bombshell news that legal experts are calling, 'Duh.'"

Grossest president by far

Hey don't leave Trump out of this! He's at least bi.

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👨

Did I mention I have an art degree lol. However my wife is an engineer, I'm trying to convince her but it's slow going. She doesn't think it's as urgent as I do

I'm not a woman but it's been my dream for years. Now that I have a child it's my goal to help him escape.

Seriously, dude could have an actual castle but he has this lame ass thing

Why is the cutout in the wall that leads to the stove off-center?

I'm 40 and the US has only gotten worse. Older generations have fucked us continuously. The only hope is to get out but it's nearly impossible. I hate it here. I've lost all hope

That fucking scarecrow again

Because it's hard to do and if you can do the thing that is hard to do you must be good at what you do and people will invest