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[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 161 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 106 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I believe that the current republican plan is to run the clock out.

They will not release un-redacted Epstein files until after Donald Trump dies.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's because Trump wasn't a client, or even a business partner, he was Epstein's friendly competitor. Trump ran his own underage model trafficking ring.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He was certainly sampling the goods, so to speak.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He certainly attended Epstein parties, but he also held his own underage sex parties.

This link talks about it more, and has an interview from Luther Campbell, AKA Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew about attending, and fleeing, from such a party.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-trumps-teenybopper-model

As an added bonus, here's the history of Trump and John Casablancas.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/10/6/1578544/-The-Untold-Story-of-Trump-Model-Management-A-Daily-Kos-Exclusive-Part-1

Trump was part of the child sex trafficking scene before Epstein was.

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

100%, this is the plan. The only thing Republicans are honestly worried about right now is if Trump dies before his term is over, which is why so many are already jumping ship and why there's so much contention in the party right now. A LOT of republicans are about to lose seats, lose face and lose power, and the only thing keeping them from also facing legal prosecution is that Trump gives pardons the way he passes gas. Often and without care, yet nobody talks about it.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In other news, I’ve signed an executive order that states Donald Trump doesn’t get to eat anymore. This is valid and legal, as my executive order says it is valid and legal.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Pfft, rookie executive ordering right here. I've just signed a very cool and very legal executive order stating that the orange child rapist should be beaten with a baseball bat every hour on the hour.

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

When do "Couchfucker '26" hats go on sale?

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can tell it's fake because it's not a gold, jewel-encrusted walker

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also not bigly enough!

[–] BoycottTwitter@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I feel like some people here are missing the joke. The point is yes it's a very convincing AI photo. The fact that people believe it's real shows why we need AI regulations.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I believe this is actually one of the main objectives of gen AI. Since anyone can now generate believable fake content about anyone and anything, any politician or billionaire can dismiss legit evidence as generated by AI. Only official sources will be considered trustworthy and they'll say whatever is in the oligarchs' best interests.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I've said it often, that the reason you see the biggest supporters of GenAI being right wingers and their proxies is because they know they can never compete on facts and truth, so rather than changing what they are.. they are gonna use GenAI to change reality itself for all their idiotic supporters.

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is why Sam Altman was so keen for people to use him in Sora clips. He can claim that literally any compromising photo or video of him is just AI generated. It's the boy who cried wolf, except the boy wants people to stop believing him.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nobody will be chanting ai slop on this blessed day

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Finally, a good use for AI

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The walker legs work fine at first, but I'm getting a headache staring at them because they're uncanny. Also, funny that the AI "knows" the rear legs should have tennis balls, so it colored the feet that way.

I actually bought this for a minute because his dementia is causing visible issues with his stride. Watch his swing his right leg in a semi-circle. Doctors say that's a clear sign.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The back legs have standard rubber stoppers. Tennis balls are a hack people use when those wear out.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I found it funny that the shelves at the store that had walkers also had tennis balls...

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No the tennis balls slide better on hard floors. The rubber feet are usually still under the tennis balls.

Source: I had old relatives who lived in nursing homes with these. They got the tennis balls on day one with the walker.

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[–] IDew@feddit.nl 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He looks too lucid so definitely AI.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

This is pretty impressive imo.
What gives it away as ai slop? I'm not seeing anything standout.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Good AI generated images are indistinguishable from real ones (you just haven't been noticing them). AI slop is just lazy generations without any touch ups or polishing and mass produced by bots.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Hair looks too natural

[–] noride@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

To my eye, the left side of his legs don't really line up correctly with his torso in this image.

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[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

His right hand has an extra joint in it. Also the legs on the walker are a bit wonky on that side as well; they both kind of look like they're in front.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This kinda thing is the thing people were warning about.

[–] DillDough@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gee if only a certain someone didn't just ban any form of regulation on AI even down to the state level.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)
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[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I want to see nude pictures of the man.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ThanksObama responding to Satan with the Satan South Park meme is something I’ll need a serious meditation retreat for to process.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Anything else even close to him nude would require gallons of eye bleach. Can't afford that in this economy.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, ThanksObama!

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ayyyy relax guy!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I hate you so much right now. I'm laughing while trying to figure out how to scrub this from my mind.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

That top one got me permabanned on Facebook... Like 10 months after I posted it far and wide to troll republican dipshits. No regrets.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, no you don't.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to see nude pictures of the man.

:throws up in mouth a bit:

Get help for that kink. Really.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Computer, is there any way to generate... A nude Trump?"

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[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

JD? Have Madam Kirk and Mister Thiel gotten boring already?

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You had me until I zoomed on the face. He looks like he's not regularly sundowning.

So it must be an old picture.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You had me until I zoomed on the face

I suspect he wouldn't be shuffling around behind a $30 walmart/amazon generic walker. They'd have an aide at his sides or push him around in a wheelchair with a fake cast on his foot.

I'd say it's a relatively decent looking fake.

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[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So what happens if a state regulates AI anyway? It's like in EU where if a country refuses they will say "bad country! bad!" and maybe lose some funds?

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