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In other news, I’ve signed an executive order that states Donald Trump doesn’t get to eat anymore. This is valid and legal, as my executive order says it is valid and legal.
Pfft, rookie executive ordering right here. I've just signed a very cool and very legal executive order stating that the orange child rapist should be beaten with a baseball bat every hour on the hour.
Hah! Republicans will just change the definition of an hour.
And baseball bat
I dunno, they probably don’t want to mess with anything sports as it could piss off their constituents.
Baseball is gay and woke, everyone knows the manly men play Trumpball ™️
I’m guessing there’s not a lot of movement in Trump ball.
On the contrary. There are lots and lots of movements, it can get quite messy at times
You saw where I was going with that and decide not on a left or right turn or even a U-turn, but you grabbed the steering wheel and went for a fucking ampersand-turn.
I like you.
Sometimes you just gotta hit'em with a tariff.
That was hilarious, more so I think because I had no idea what the premise was and had to figure it out on the fly.
Instant fan. Thanks for sharing!