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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago

They're all about a specific kind of love too. List. Either wanting someone or being head over heels with them with new relationship energy.

Or breakups.

That's it. That's every song.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A while ago I was listening to a song. It was about some guy singing about how much he loved his baby, and how it makes his life worth living. I thought to myself "wow that's heartwarming, this guy really loves his child!" And then he starts singing about how he loves when his baby touches him... and now I'm not so happy about the song.

Why so many mating songs?? Why not platonic love songs? Why not songs about good deeds? Why not songs about folk legends? There should definitely be a song about putting pineapple on pizza! That is song-worthy!

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I want to hear more songs about fucking sheep. I still haven't rebuilt my pc so I can't make a song out of this at the moment but:

On the edge

By Krooklochurm

A sheep fucking country ballad

(Verse 1)

They said we'd never be together and I've been losing sleep

But they always say the same things and I won't be fleeced

I'm goin crazy for you in my pickup driving east

Those other girls are okay but they're all just sheep

I put my four wheels in a u turn and I want to scream, because

(Chorus)

I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART

WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND ILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK

(Verse 2)

Even if my friends abhor you

babe I swear I'll never bore you

When we're driving in my pickup truck

I look back and I'm awestruck

When we're at our secret spot I know that I'm in luck

And if loves a cliff it's clear

The future is precipitous and shear

But if you push me through it all

I swear I'll never let you fall, because

(Chorus)

I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART

WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK

(Spoken)

The world does not approve

They say I'm sick and out of place

But terra firma's where we stand,

the sea below, your curls, my hands,

the wind upon my face

I grab you and I lose control and push you to the brink

Our love will grow, I know I think, because

(Chorus)

I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART

WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK

(OUTRO)

WHEN I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART

WE PUMP IN SYNC JUST LIKE TWO VALES IN THE SAME OL' HEART

BUT THEN THE WOOL'S OVER MY EYES, I JUST PUT IT BACK

YOU PUSHED ME FROM THE EDGE... AND I WALKED BACK

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

that sounds less like fucking sheep and more like edging with sheep

edit: also west rhymes with blessed better than east

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's an old joke that if you fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff they'll let you do it because they're afraid of falling.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

i'm a little concerned that bestiality jokes you know include techniques, but i get it

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

I thought that was pretty common.

Go figure. Benefits of rural living I guess.

That and the sheep.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My kids love power metal, so today in the car we were listening to songs about Norse mythology, mining, and exploring the Canadian Arctic Archipelago.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Burning fires, burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Weird Al has you covered.

  • An entire compilation album about food
  • A song about Albuquerque
  • A song about taking out the trash
  • A song about being White & Nerdy

The list goes on…

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they’re out of bear claws.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Shut up and eat your big ol' bowl of saurkraut.

Edit: Wait, Albuquerque is a food song after all!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, the forty-five minute donut breakdown was about the absolute absence of food, but the sauerkraut saves the day!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

along similar lines, i enjoy Tom Cardy and Tim Minchin

And horoscopes! I learned the bridge to that song off by heart

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 22 points 1 day ago

There's always power metal, if you want every song to be about flying across the mountains up toward the blackened sky-eeee

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get into metal, synthwave or goth and you'll never have this problem

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Unsolved problems in other genres:

  • Seeing whales
  • Calling yourself Nemo
  • Making a beast out of yourself
  • Finding a rock to tie a piece of string around
  • Watching a volcano carve the earth with unrivalled skill
  • Watching yourself from the perspective of a mountain
  • Being a melancholy spirit
  • Being caught in a media blizzard
[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What I find hilarious is the pop song about stuff. No one cares about your Nikes, TV, clothes or car. And in terms of sex... Rappers talking about their dick ...it's actually gay.

Brag rap just has this extreme authentic mentally ill insecure vibe to it. Their response to calling that stuff out usually digs them deeper into whackness and they think when they flex at you it isn't a lame af response.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago

☜╮(•́⍛•̀☜╮) The marriage of hustle culture, misogyny, and conspicuous consumption into one subgenre. I’d prefer the love songs.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cowboy song about beating the devil in a music contest is about love and sex too, though, y'all.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

The devil pretended to lose so he could seduce Johnny later

[–] mayorchid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As my high school English teacher pointed out, they’re not all about sex. Some of them are about Jesus.

(I don’t know why there aren’t any songs about sex with Jesus. Seems like a no-brainer.)

Some of Sufjan Stevens' walk a fine line between those two

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Because there's already enough songs about guys that go to sleep after one shot.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 18 hours ago

The substance of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZ5T6bKbNo is why, and a great counter example.

(Oliver Anthony's Rich Men North of Richmond)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think Rage Against The Machine ever did a love song ...

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Loving in the name of

Some of those that are gorgeous

Are the same that spark passion

...

Fuck you I will do what you ask me

Fuck you I will do what you ask me

Fuck you I will do what you ask me

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oooh...anyone else love the Tenacious D song, "Tribute"?

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meh, it's not the best song in the world.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

No, it's just a tribute.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] Pantir@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where did the trope of the devil playing a fiddle come from anyway?

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Is it from Paganini having sold his soul to the devil for his virtue?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a trope about it? The only fiddle thoughts I can think of are the song referenced in the op, and nero supposedly playing one while rome burned... though I don't think it would have been a fiddle he was playing.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Paganini is said to have sold his soul to the devil to become that good at playing the fiddle e.g.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

The depressed fiddler, Paganini, visits the devil incognito.

He spends the hour talking about his depression. Nothing seems worth it anymore. He can’t smile at all. He has no wife or girlfriend to share his life with. Children’s smiles don’t make him happy anymore. His loving little dog doesn’t make him happy. He is at the end of his rope.

Satan: “I think I have the answer. You need to make music. Music can be like a magical cure-all. For one soul I'll let you visit the best fiddler in the world…”

Paganini: “But I….”

Satan: “Paganini! You need to go see Paganini the Fiddler He’s amazing! Literally the best musician in the world. He can make anyone happy.”

Paganini: “But Satan. I am Paganini"

Bring back popular music that tells a story. I think that‘s fallen by the wayside. Like ‘60s counter culture, ‘70‘s music like Wayward Son, or even ‘80‘s Knopfler music like Romeo and Juliet.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

"Why is every movie about love?" I ask myself, halfway through the 10th romcom I've deliberated selected to watch on Netflix

Love is a popular song topic but you're free to listen to something else...

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gimme one about the teacher who

Trying to change a life or two

She’ll be rocking out all night with you

Tomorrow she’ll be back in her red brick school

Where kids are climbing off the walls, it’s scary walking down the halls

She’s underpaid, she’s overworked

Cmon man SHOUT ONE OUT TO HER

Stick THAT in your country song

https://youtu.be/wAX5XvdKRFk

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gawdl3y@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I stumbled upon Cosmo Sheldrake a few years ago thanks to a friend having a song or two from him in a playlist/radio playing in the background while hanging out. That style of music isn't usually my favourite, but I love his stuff. It always has such a positive/chill vibe. "Pelicans We" is one of my favourite tracks, and his newest album, "Eye to the Ear", is damn near perfection.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I ugly cry to Pelicans and I'm not ashamed of it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is why I appreciate Angéle. A lot of her solo songs are about social topics. For example, Balance Ton Qui. It's so catchy with great lyrics about sexist attitudes.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? I grew up listening to emo and pop punk, but I had no idea what I was singing along to at the time, and being older I know that words matter, so I won't be singing along to them now that I understand them either!
Where's all the music about paying bills and being annoyed by your kids?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is an excellent album by Cheekface called "It's Sorted" that talks about all kinds of mundane modern problems. They sound sort of like Cake with a comedic element.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Awesome, I'll be looking them up in my next free moment!

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