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I want to hear more songs about fucking sheep. I still haven't rebuilt my pc so I can't make a song out of this at the moment but:
On the edge
By Krooklochurm
A sheep fucking country ballad
(Verse 1)
They said we'd never be together and I've been losing sleep
But they always say the same things and I won't be fleeced
I'm goin crazy for you in my pickup driving east
Those other girls are okay but they're all just sheep
I put my four wheels in a u turn and I want to scream, because
(Chorus)
I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,
AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART
WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS
PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND ILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,
BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK
(Verse 2)
Even if my friends abhor you
babe I swear I'll never bore you
When we're driving in my pickup truck
I look back and I'm awestruck
When we're at our secret spot I know that I'm in luck
And if loves a cliff it's clear
The future is precipitous and shear
But if you push me through it all
I swear I'll never let you fall, because
(Chorus)
I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,
AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART
WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS
PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,
BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK
(Spoken)
The world does not approve
They say I'm sick and out of place
But terra firma's where we stand,
the sea below, your curls, my hands,
the wind upon my face
I grab you and I lose control and push you to the brink
Our love will grow, I know I think, because
(Chorus)
I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,
AND I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART
WE'RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS
PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,
BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE.... AND YOU PUSH BACK
(OUTRO)
WHEN I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,
I CAN'T BEAR TO BE APART
WE PUMP IN SYNC JUST LIKE TWO VALES IN THE SAME OL' HEART
BUT THEN THE WOOL'S OVER MY EYES, I JUST PUT IT BACK
YOU PUSHED ME FROM THE EDGE... AND I WALKED BACK
that sounds less like fucking sheep and more like edging with sheep
edit: also west rhymes with blessed better than east
It's an old joke that if you fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff they'll let you do it because they're afraid of falling.
i'm a little concerned that bestiality jokes you know include techniques, but i get it
I thought that was pretty common.
Go figure. Benefits of rural living I guess.
That and the sheep.