My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can't stand anything that reminds me that I'm built like a fridge and look like I'm cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.
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how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
Short
Have a small dick.
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No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.
I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I'm 6' 2" and she's 4' 11"
I think you just rediscovered yoga pants
I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"

Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it.

I wish I had as much raw Charisma as "A Bug With A Big Ass"
when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.
i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.
I do think at some point you really can't call them shorts. Some of the "shorts" men wear are more like wide leg capri pants.
I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.
Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.
Instructions unclear started riding at 28 with lycra while on my fat ass.
Psst you can buy men's stretch jeans that are regular fit- they don't need to be tight to be stretchy pants.
I'd probably end up inadvertently offending somone? Tight pants and external genitalia are an interesting combination.
While tight shirts and external secondary sex distinctions are mostly not an issue.
It's just that the focus goes a lot more to nipples. If you wear a tight shirt with external secondaries you better wear a bra or be prepared to get started on or even get shit from people.
Yeah, we live in a weird world based around absurd prudish values. I do believe it's increasingly less frowned upon in some European countries, especially Denmark in my experience.
I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.
Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
I am tempted even if thiccer cheeks would probably adversly affect my climbing abilities.
Just use your ass to climb, problem solved.
Or get a bicycle. Nobody has an ass like a cyclist
Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn't shit myself 😅
Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it's super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.
Orgain vegan is my preferred protein. I like the simple one that is much harder to find