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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 189 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you're not using them. It's just basic dog safety

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Guns don't kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.

[–] not_me@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Guns don't kill people . Bullets kill people

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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn't shoot shit.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That's just what somebody associated with BIG DOG would say.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.

Prequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hobo with a Shotgun' we present to you: 'Dog with a Shotgun'.

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[–] j_z@feddit.nu 25 points 5 days ago

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good boy with a gun

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 46 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago

Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

And those fridges show ads now

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 118 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 56 points 6 days ago

Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 34 points 6 days ago (6 children)

The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.

Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸

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[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 6 days ago (13 children)

Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

My father, an NRA ~~member~~ sucker that claims gun safety first, leaves a 12g fully loaded (buckshot) with one in the chamber and safety off in a soft bag with the zipper open right under him while he sleeps. He also has Parkinsons.

You're giving these people way too much credit by presuming they do any form of critical thinking.

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Wow that is very dumb and very dangerous.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He also has Parkinsons.

You can't make this shit up lmao

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Number one rule of weapons safety, treat every weapon as if it were NERF.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Poor doggo 🥺

Guns are so loud.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, and he will now miss his friend.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I bet it's Obama's fault!! 😤

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

This will be the most American thing I've read all 2025.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 40 points 6 days ago (7 children)

He was cleaning his (loaded) gun... Sure...

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 days ago

Its actually a very common problem. Gun nuts all think they are John McClane and need to keep one in the chamber at all times. They remove the magazine but never properly run the action and yeah. Its especially a problem with glocks because disassembly actually involves squeezing the trigger.

Responsible gun owners are only slightly more common than good guys with a gun.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I've met some people who really should not have guns...

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Like my brother? Has anger issues, and thinks he is allowed shoot people in self-defence(which is illegal in my country).

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The clown claimed he was "cleaning his shotgun," while it was fucking loaded. I would give his dog a treat for making attempt to get rid of an idiot gun owner.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The victim told police that before the incident, he was cleaning his firearm

getting shot by own gun and cleaning it, these often come together, maybe is safer to keep them dirty

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 46 points 6 days ago

Somehow he was cleaning it and it still had rounds to fire or he cleaned and reloaded and left it unsecured so it had rounds to fire. Sounds like sort of person who should own a gun for sure.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST

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[–] Steve@communick.news 21 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I'm pretty sure I read about this exact scenario almost a decade ago.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 18 points 6 days ago

Dogs are smart, they actually learn from history 👍

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago

So this must be what the pigs are scared of when they're shooting people's dogs.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I mean, I like things that go boom as much as the next human. But how hard is it to; 1, not fucking literally sleep with the thing. And 2; leave it unloaded if you are‽

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If only there were a good boy with a gun

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