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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 weeks ago

Pregnant man πŸ«ƒ gas

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What a pair of consecutive posts

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's poop gas. Ask me how I know

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh Jesus.. not that shit.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There is plenty of gas for πŸ’€/☠️

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

There's even some for 🫠

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Where's the "I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli" gas?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Meth can be smoked

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest

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There's anxiety gas! It's called atmosphere at sea level.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Uhhh..... there's this one, too....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The cheeze it was invented in dayton.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's a gas, more like smoked meth

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I do not want to partake of the "anxiety gas"

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

that's basically just co2, since (iirc) the panic from not being able to breathe comes from high co2 levels the blood, rather than low oxygen levels in the blood. this is also why simple asphyxiants like nitrogen gas are still very dangerous, because you might not notice that you're not getting any oxygen, especially since your ability to think is probably also impaired because of said low oxygen.

so if you wanna make yourself anxious for funsies, then you can just breathe a bunch of co2 (but also don't because you might die, and even if you don't, elevated co2 levels are still pretty bad for you)

I think that just means it needs an oxygen concentration of 20%.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I'm pretty sure those two aren't the same.

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dude, I’m so mustard right now.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists..) Procrastination gas.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True, to a degree.

Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house..

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Seriously?

Pro tip: load up the iWhatever with music, pop in the headphones, blaze away and go to town. Have a pot of coffee on and don't stop for texts or calls.

You'd be surprised how much can get done when you tune out the interruptions.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

You can make that at home by farting in the shower

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait.. There are more emotions?

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

How about the eggplant gas?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐

[–] amniote@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Zyklon B for Racism

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

πŸ˜πŸ’¨

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Anxiety gas again!? I don't know how to cope with this

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