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Distraction Cabbage (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37634227

Manic Stew

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[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I fogot what I ate last.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're just gonna call yours Forgetfulness Fries, then 🤷

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a useful meal.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

Executive Dysfunction Homemade Breakfast Bar is quite a name

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Distracted Banana

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

As it happens, that was Tiger Woods' secondary excuse 😉

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 months ago

Anxious Pringles

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 months ago

Low energy bread

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Fixated Muffin

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

IBS Strattera

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Not the MOST requested variant of Strattera ever..

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Procrastination Biscuit

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Demand Avoidance Peanut

[–] jessica@beehaw.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Easily-Startled Lettuce

(this tells you far too much about me)

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Depression Mozzarella.

He's a good boy.

[–] ZamBan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anxious Parfait

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Depression pretzel

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rage ribs.

I actually kinda like it

[–] GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 months ago

That goes way harder than it should lmao

[–] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Yogurt Dysfunction

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Negative self talk chicken sandwich

[–] KrenkoMobBoss@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

Anxiety Pavlova

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Nightmare Granola. Not bad.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Suicidal Ideation Coffee

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

🫂

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Executive Dysfunction chowder

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

And for dessert, Executive Dysfunction Glazed Croissant.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Emotional Toothpaste

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

PTSD Pizza?

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Inattentive Corn Chip

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 3 months ago

ADD peanutbutter/choc sandwiches.

I started out PB but got distracted…

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Paranoid Pizza

[–] RaoulDuke@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anxious spaghetti

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[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago

Anxiety kielbasa

[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

Insomnia hot dog sandwich.

[–] bugwhisperer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Hyperfocus Hopia

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fatigued Cheese

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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Lazy Brownie

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Highly spatially aware garlic bread

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

Excessive pussy

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Procrastinating Egg Sandwich

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mania Kimchi

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

I think I've had that. It's great at first but it wears out its welcome around the seventh bowl..

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~~Autistic~~ Anxious Flatbread

~I~ ~forgot~ ~that~ ~autism~ ~isn't~ ~classified~ ~as~ ~a~ ~mental~ ~disorder.~

[–] XiELEd@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Impulsive Stir-fried bananas, pineapple, potatoes, string beans and beef in tomato sauce with kimchi and rice

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[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Distracted barramundi.

That sounds more like a comment about fish than a name for a horse.

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[–] warbond@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Hyperaware Tater Tot

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