ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

What a cutie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Something i don't see mentioned anywhere is that mysic videos typically are recorded at 1/3 of the normal speed. So the original files will be three times as long as you think would be necessary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How do you feel about 5040

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

6 points. I have never used a floppy disc, used a Walkman, blasted my music in public by any means, sent a fax, recorded music from radio to cassette, or used dial-up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Here's the thing. Most women I've met aren't superficial. If you were to gather a bunch of girls and get them to rank each other by attractiveness, you'd effectively get them ranked by extroversion. Also, a bunch of the stereotypical manly things make for bad partners.

I think a lot of the signals you are sending will be recieved as Dad Material. This means you will only attract girls that want to settle down and who imagine a future where you and a little mini version of them are having the best princess tea parties. I see this as a blessing, but this also means you will attract the crazy ones who want you to impregnate them immediately right now.

I am pretty similar to how you described yourself. Four years ago, i also was in a similar rut, although i had dated several girls at that point. Three years ago, I met a girl that was literally everything I wanted in a partner and more. A year and a half ago, I proposed to her, and this year we are going to get married. As far as I know, literally everyone who meets me tells her she's got the most amazing partner and that she's so lucky to have such a caring, polite sweetheart as her future husband. The only person who doesn't like me is her Karen of a mom, because I think she envisioned her perfect little girl marrying a rocket surgeon or something. I think this is similar to how you'll end up.

Also, if I'm reading you right, you sound like either a teen or a new adult, since you're still figuring yourself out. As an adult, I never had a hard time getting a partner; I suspect you won't either. Just keep working on yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Love this. I've never had a reason to do anything like this, mostly because i tend not to have villains in my campaigns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't her title Prince Elizabeth because at the time the word Queen exclusively referred to the king's wife?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This guy looks like the dude from Programmers Are Human Too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

They are vicious little crackheads with chainsaws for mouths.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Fuck those ruby-throated hummingbirds. Birds shouldn't need chainsaws for mouths.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I had to go through the five stages of grief to fully process your explanation. Thanks for explaining.

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Had a bad experience a few weeks ago when I was drinking milk from a freshly-opened bottle of milk, and after I had almost finished my first glass I started thinking something was off about the taste. I figured that if it was expired, I would have noticed by now. So I poured my second glass, and to my horror chunks came out.

I wish I had thought of returning the bottle before I dumped it all down the sink in a panic. I would have liked my four dollars back.

I was put off of milk for weeks after that. Now I'm paranoid. As stated in the title, I can't smell, so my sense of taste is also not the best. I just got more milk, and I can't tell if the milk I just drank is actually slightly sour or if I'm just placebo-effecting the taste into being because I am expecting it to be spoiled. Is there a test I can do that will prove the milk is not spoiled?

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