If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
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If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
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Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
Everything is either carbon, water or both
I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
Much of the plant body is carbon from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
Show carbobs
Works for me.
Transitive af
I am glad to have lived in a time in history where I could witniss this exchange.
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more
i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed
you're a little cheesy tho
Possibly doughy and saucy, too.
Yet
If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.
If the vegans consent, you're still vegan.
I think that makes you a "humanitarian".
That's... that's not how it works!
Human meat is vegan
I'd say only if it's consensual.
Oh, you're such a well mannered cannibal!
Be mindful of the veganibals
Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.
Shrodinger's cannibal.
You are what you eat...
and so is your poop