Pissmidget

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was sure that boats sank the vast majority of the time they were used. Also, I have yet to be on fire.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Waiting does indeed an effort, however, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Best laugh I've had all year. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the solution I went for. Still, I reckon I'd be just as fine in a windowless bathroom. Not a place I hang around more than I have to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll have you know the throne is situated in such a way I'm staring myself down in the mirror.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I take it your bathroom window isn't facing a public road?

I feel strongly about not having to lock eyes with the kids going to school, or anyone for that matter, when I'm in the nip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Tip-to-tip, not nose-to-nose, they're not Eskimos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You put on your papal vestments and wizards hat?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately there were no other parties present to provide a second opinion, only their cat. Which, to be fair, is probably less tech illiterate than the human.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The problem was more of a disagreement between the end user and the printer in what constitutes an on button.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Friend of the family but still...

Had to travel by boat to an island with no road connection to turn on a printer, after having been promised that it was, in fact, on.

Once turned on it was working. Well as much as a printer can work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My dads first bonding experience with one of our cats was when he got a new printer. They got it set up and running as a team effort. That cat loved watching paper come out of the printer, and when they were done my dad set the printer to pump out 50 blank pages.

 
 
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