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In Poland, in addition to various versions of 'I shit on it', we also have "koło chuja mi to lata", which roughly means "it flies around my dick". The translation doesn't give it justice, but I can't come up with anything better

Same in Poland!

Sounds like the 4th week is also part of the routine

Have they actually used it anywhere or just have the patent? Because I expect they won't actually use it anywhere, like with Sony's (IIRC) patent where you have to shout "McDonald's!" after watching an ad. Though I wouldn't be too surprised if they actually use it

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"I found a girl who loves me – it's me"

IIRC it's not that dangerous, especially if you're at least a bit careful

You could just say "here's a picture of me when I was older", and then take the picture and show them. Technically older than you were when you said it

Mindboggling effects

I found an FB group for "Books for BrAvery" and it seems like it could be the one from the story. Even if not, it still looks like a real thing, so I'm pretty sure that someone is donating books to children's hospital, which is still pretty wholesome, in my opinion

ATAT is much closer in weight to the truck than I expected

I am also pooping and found this thread amusing! We are all connected in this moment, at one with nature and each other