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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 minute ago

When people ride my ass while I am doing (at least) the speed limit I just take my foot off the gas to gently slow down until they go around me. If its only one lane then I will go under the speed limit. Im petty too like that

[–] TheSparrowPrince@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

When you repost shit on Lemmy, the repostiness is amplified by 100x.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I just let them pass you. Not worth some lunatic you piss off even more and end up shooting you.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

If it's a 2 lane per side road the best way to get them to pass you is to not break check them but just take your foot off the gas until they get frustrated enough to just go around but this contextually sounds like a single lane sitch which you are correct is dangerous.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 26 minutes ago

I'm a school bus driver and the course material (and test questions) for the CDL state this explicitly. If someone is tailgating you, you slow down. Tailgaters are gonna tailgate no matter what, and slowing down means the damage will be less if they do happen to hit you. If that makes them mad tough tittie (the course material does not use "tough tittie" but you can tell they wanted to).

The great irony of people who tailgate school buses is that WE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE YOU BACK THERE. Even in your fantasy world of the person in front of you feeling pressured and speeding up (which never ever actually happens), it can't possibly happen if they don't even know you're there.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

I slow down to allow them to pass me safely and easily.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

This is correct. It's never worth it.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

I would fully agree that confronting a lunatic face to face is dangerous, but the chances of getting shot for driving slow is next to zero.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

Just let them go, because they are eventually gonna crash into a cop car and then you'll see the grest confrontation between fascist pig vs unhinged sov-cit in real time, great show!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that's why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

But is not zero

[–] visikde@lemmings.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Reading the comments I thought I was on Reddit :D
Petty Lane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rB0pHI9fU

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 41 points 6 hours ago

This comment section is a very good case study in why better public transportation is absolutely necessary: a lot of you should not ever drive.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Same day different asshole.

[–] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

My spirit animal

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Using phone while driving... Great.

Fuck everyone who ever touches their phone while the hevicle is on. This shit is not okay, ever.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

I'm a school bus driver and many of my coworkers use their phones (talking, texting and even doom scrolling) while driving a bus - sometimes even when they have kids aboard. And these buses have internal cameras that are always recording! I don't understand how they're not fired or at least suspended for it, but I suppose the driver shortage has something to do with it.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 4 hours ago

hevicle

Given the size bloat, I think heavy vehicle => hevicle is appropriate.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I have some great news for you. Look at what took effect yesterday in my state! Using a mobile device, including at a red light, is now a primary offense (you'll get pulled over for just that).

This just applies to PA, but it's a pretty big state with a population between Sweden and the Netherlands, so it's not nothing!

https://www.pa.gov/content/dam/copapwp-pagov/en/penndot/documents/travelinpa/safety/trafficsafetyanddrivertopics/documents/distracted-driving-laws-fact-sheet.pdf

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

I live in PA and I'm not holding my breath for this shit to ever be enforced. I'm a school bus driver and last year I had a local cop pass me when I was stopped with my red flashers on letting kids off the bus. He was driving with one hand and looking at his phone in the other - never even saw me.

[–] coolfission@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Doesn’t matter if it's not enforced. We have no holding phone rules in GA and I routinely see people using their phones while driving.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Worse, too often these laws are selectively enforced only when cops are looking for an excuse to profile minorities and poorer drivers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using "I thought I saw them texting" as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They put up cameras to detect phone and seatbelt offences here in Queensland a couple of years ago. It's been quite lucrative for the state.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
  1. The phone is clearly mounted on the dashboard.

  2. It's not uncommon for people to record their whole trip for social media, not just take to a picture.

  3. This caption could have been pasted over a completely unrelated screenshot of someone else's video for all we know.

Don't touch your phone while driving, but also, don't believe everything you see on social media.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 66 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Play some Tom Petty for ambiance while you're rolling along.

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