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[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 107 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

grab your dick and double click

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I'm a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

I concur. We need to assess it as well.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemmy grant awards for whoever can find it.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago

You get tracking cookies from our 384 close affiliates.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a difference between the two different entrances?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

cocks gun Whatever the answer is, i'm about to add several more

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does this "save" button do? Let me test quick.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

mine made my phone all sticky.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have found that the usage of metric and imperial is inconsistent.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

That's true, you really have to get up close to see that inconsistency.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss

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