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That was an amazing and underrated movie.
Can someone name the movie 😭
Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook's career
What's wrong with Dane cook
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Mystery Men
The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.
Holy, you weren't kidding.
All Star was written for this movie
Avengers before Avengers!
I feel like it has more of "The Boys" vibe without the gratuitous violence.
I was thinking more of the bringing a team together that has conflicting personalities to fight a big bad while making snarky jokes along the way.
Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me
Me IRL
The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.
But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!
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Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.
you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS
Promised my wife I'd save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl's name, traditionally.
Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I'd name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it's pronounced "David" to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious...
Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
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If I ever have son, I'm gonna name him... Bill or George, anything but Sue!
I still hate that awful name!
Assigned non-binary at birth
In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or "Défenseur des droits" (Defender of the rights).
Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).
Musk named his a passcode.
Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
"Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!"
Where's track_shovel in this thread?
Just like T.S. Eliot!
"little fatso yummy toes" more likely
One of the most badass album titles of all time: The Shovel vs The Howling Bones
Apparently this was produced by ray wylie Hubbard - I am now interested 🤔
^update: this kinda slaps^
I know someone who goes by Kil
If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...
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I'm all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, "We call him Kicker." Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for 'prefers to go by' now, and you can avoid the problems (and don't try to say there aren't any) associated with names that don't fit the average idea of normal.
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Yeah, we're nicknaming that kid "The Hov".
Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered
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Seven...
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