urfavlaura

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U.S. Navy lost a $67 million fighter jet at sea after it fell off an aircraft carrier in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

btw at the current military budget of ~850 billion USD for 2025 they could afford to lose one of them every 42 minutes for the entire year

Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutes in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I've cured my alcoholism with heroin abuse

Elon Sounds Extremely Depressed After Tesla Profits Plunge 71% in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

good I hope that fucker kills himself

Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

5 (I'm 18 lol)

I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

~~:.|:;~~

A majority-Black town starts armed protection group after neo-Nazi rally in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

close enough

welcome back Black Panthers

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Collapsed from low blood pressure before donating blood (lemmy.ml)
 

Okay so a friend convinced me to donate blood so I went there today and all of my vitals were fine but I had to fill out a form and while I was doing that I started seeing weird shapes and then everything went black.

It turns out that my blood pressure randomly dropped right before donating blood and made me unconcious so no blood donating today.

The last time I fell unconcious was years ago. Why is my body like this.

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Sri Lanka: Minister blames monkey for nationwide power cut (www.bbc.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25377156

Just day dreaming when this struck me in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

no let's censor them instead

Trump's Gaza comments hand jihadist terrorists a 'rallying cry,' experts say in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Trump is making himself another 9/11

New social experiment in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

not_porn/

One of the seven great wonders of the Internet in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

I'm one of the nerds btw

Russian economy bad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

In Russia we really like 50 Cent.

Or, as we like to call him, 2.5 Million Rubles.

What's the most obscure distro you can think of in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

KISS

it's just a single bash script and a repository containing package definitions to compile them from source.

Basically LFS on drugs.

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Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (www.theregister.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/46115108

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Xi and Mao replace Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches (www.telegraph.co.uk)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/44150479

In their effort to “exert total control” over religion and to “sinicise” Catholic and Protestant Christianity, the authorities have “ordered the removal of crosses from churches [and] replaced images of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary with pictures of President Xi Jinping,” the report said.

The report concluded that “every facet of religious life for Buddhists, Catholics and Protestant Christians, Muslims, and Taoists” was facing pressure to incorporate CCP ideology, and religious elements considered contradictory to the state’s political agenda were being eradicated.

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I love that album (sh.itjust.works)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/14081125

I love that album

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Baby owl (lemmy.ml)
 
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