son_named_bort

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal!

Joke's on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

What happens if I guess wrong? Will you release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees? Well go ahead, do your worst!

This episode did not make me want to walk on sunshine.

Although the movie where Lars takes care of Seymour kinda makes this ending a little more hollow.

This is for wasting OP's valuable time!

Correct!

The first win is the hardest.

I did my taxes over a year ago.

I'll start my own pilot, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

It was from the episode where's there's a heat wave and the Simpsons buy a pool. Bart and Lisa hear the jingle of an ice cream truck which passes them by saying that they're all out of ice cream. Bart and Lisa hear the jingle of what they thought was another ice cream truck but it was selling hot chili instead.

A man who feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, chicken tonight.