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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-~~PARROT~~ SALMON!!

Credit: Monty Python

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I cant think of Fjords without thinking about Slartibartfast... damnit Douglas Adams.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I can't think about Slartibartfast without thinking of Slutty Fart Blasts, dammit dyslexia and too much porn

[–] sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

For those curious, I found this source: http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf (Bennet et al. 2009: Neural correlates of interspecies perspective taking in the post-mortem Atlantic Salmon: An argument for multiple comparisons correction)

Essentially it's using a dead salmon as a lone control to argue that fMRI studies should be more rigorous in how they control for random noise.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That was an explanation even I understood. Thank you very much

was not alive at the time of scanning.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 25 points 16 hours ago

That is a legendary paper. First-class trolling.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

How to turn your dinner into a business expense

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Is…um…did they ask salmon questions about people?

That's ridiculous - what would salmon know about people??

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

More importantly what would a dead salmon know about people?

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Dead, alive.. salmon are wise beyond their state. Maybe it knew who killed it?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago

According to the fMRI the salmon knew. Draw your own conclusions. Or read the other comments for help.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There's a chemical brothers song that, while not addressing your question straightforwardly, proves that salmon can have meaningful social interactions with humans. I think.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Excellent use of the word "proves"

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago

Did you know...?