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[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucky! Mine are in my ears!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you've got yourself a deal, buddy!

I will never be able to look at chickens the same

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

[–] Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

[–] coldaf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago

Enchickification

[–] the_man@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Egg-Shittification

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Where are the farmers tariffs?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What will they do with the money?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dropshipping

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Spoil cocks

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eggshittification

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you got rent to pay.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You would be too if someone cut you in half

[–] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was really mad last time that happened.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ehh, I've had worse.

[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @index@activitypub.ghost.org

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 0 points 1 year ago