How you gonna do the Shillelagh this dirty?
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I like the quarterstaff, but you know what would make it even better? If you took a sharp piece of metal and put it on one end so you can stab a dude after bonking him. I don't know what you'd call it though. A staffstab?
That stabstaff should be really handy for spearing people.
Idk, I kinda like the candle stick/coat rack
Roundhouse kick for the win
The Bec de Corbin is nice for when you aren't sure if you're feeling buldgeony or stabby. It's like the chicken and waffles of the blunt weapon world.
flanged mace 100% but I am also not disinterested in bec de corbin
Re: Bac de Corbin, what's the minimum percentage of bluntness to count as a blunt weapon?
at least the hammer side qualifies
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Quarterstaff. Long things hit hard.
Cudgel [BONK]
They may stop asking you, but nobody here got old enough to stop raving about their favorite when prompted.
I love flails.
But I would also take a Bec De Corbin Dallas, Multipass.
morningstar, with flail as a close second :3
I'm very confident that I would injure myself with a flail.
mace, straight up, no worrying about getting it stuck in someone's face like a morningstar
Right there with you. Nothing compares to blunt force.
It hardly matters, just as long as it's rusty and pointy...
Ravens Beak ofc (bec de corbin)
Quarterstaff, personally. It can double as a walking stick.
I'm partial to polearms, and the bec de corbin has always been a favorite. Quarterstaff is nice as well, although I prefer them with less decorations
I think war hammer gives you the most versatility as a weapon, and flanged mace is my favorite for style, but my heart belongs to the quarterstaff, as it long has. Defense and offense and its a big stick!
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Mace and/or quarterstaff are my preference. Simple, not a lot to go wrong or get caught on things. Light enough to get multiple hits in quick succession.
Simple mace is the easy answer. It's lighter than the quarterstaff, and the skill transfer from baseball and pillow fights is fairly direct.
Definitely the simple mace over the flanged. Its more or less just a baton with a weight at the end.
Mine's whatever Hawkgirl uses.
Double-sided tape?
Morningstar with magic disruption
I like a good mail. It's right there in the name. Says what it does right on the label.
Maul?
Morningstar. Based entirely off of the (incorrectly) named macemen in Lords Of The Realm 2.
Dude, you need a better mic. Thought you said to bring the flared base and I was expecting a completely different kind of party.
I've always been a flail kinda person
Halberds combine the benefits of an axe and a spear. Best of both world
Not blunt though.
It is the best otherwise!
If you want blunt-ish, try the Lucerne hammer. The pronged hammer could penetrate plate armour without getting stuck, and its length made it better for spearing than the bec de corbin.
Any weapon can be a blunt weapon if you're holding it wrong
I have a shillelagh which is a type of cudgel. It is usable as a cane which means I can carry it anywhere without being hassled by the police. Sometimes I need it as a cane too. I prefer the cudgel because you can carry it anywhere.
At least half of those are not blunt
Well the flanged mace is objectively the best one if we're going to ignore the Lucerne.
Flanged mace any day of the week
Ok, but I did have this exact conversation with my kids last week. Mace and morningstar were the winners; I'm partial to a war hammer, myself.
Maul, or flanged mace
Keep it simple for me. Cudgel or spiked club.
All I see are props for black metal album covers.
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