this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That looks like a nightmare to clean.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

However it’s an excellent salmonella incubator!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they can sell egg-salad cartridges where the whole hopper can be replaced. Like an egg salad printer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i believe this is what the rockford turbo encabulator was designed to handle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The RTE is a good unit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Why would you clean it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

100B valuation already!

That's just because of the price of eggs these days...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

ITS BETTER THAN AI. ITS IMGUR!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, what would make you think that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

We used to reach for the stars, what happened to us?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Why do I think this is heated instead of cooled?

Come get a nice steaming paper cone of egg salad!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I want to buy that machine and put it in my living room

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Geez, won't somebody light a match in here? Open a window already!