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Jeff Buckley was better tbh

In one shitty 3D platformer game I just fell through the ground, lol.

It's not just one game.

I still do this, and it regularly reaps benefits.

This is the exact same instinct that drives us to run away from the obvious path first. "Clearly that's where the final boss is. Let me just check what's down this way first..."

"...oh no wait, there's a point-of-no-return ledge here. Ok, so maybe that other way was actually where the secret was. I'll go back..."

"...hmm, there's another ledge on this side too. Let me just put in a save point and...ok, yeah, this one is the final boss. Let me reload and check the other path..."

"...ugh, it restarted me way back here? And respawned all the enemies when I reloaded? That's frustrating..."

"...THEY BOTH. LED. TO THE SAME. EXACT. PLACE."

That's why I find idea that no gamer in Ready Player One tried running a car backward offensive.

Donkey Kong Country did this to me forever

That's what's bugging me about Ready Player One the most. You can't tell me it took YEARS for gamers to figure out the secret about the racing track.

Every single waterfall I find I must check behind it, forever.

Developer: here's a fun little thing people will be excited to find!

Player: I will never trust anyone again

Donkey Kong Country…

Sonic 1 for Master System...Bridge Zone, act 3...

Credit to Tim Buckley for briefly becoming one of the most widely mocked people on the internet and spawning a meme that lives on to this day but just rolling with it and continuing with his dream of making webcomics.

TIL CAD is still going and it looks different.

Bum Tickley is still going after all this time?

Kids these days didn't know how to video game.

I always try to figure out which direction the game wants me to go so I can try going the opposite way first.

Also in this list: checking under stairs and behind waterfalls

In Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Aladdin in several levels in the beginning you have go forward a bit and then return back to the start to find the secret. Needles to say, it also messed me up for life.

In Serious Sam there was a secret you could only reach by starting running backwards while the level was still loading. The hint was that you heard a "door closing" sound from behind.

Donkey Kong on gba

The most damning game for me was Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu on SNES.

It was an rpg. A good like 10 hours into the game you're wondering around on Planet Namek and the only way to progress in the story is to find Dende. Well you get pretty much no info or hints about where he is. Well all the houses and huts all have decorative pots in them, kind of like the kind you could smash in Zelda games. In DBZ, at no point was anything in any of these pots, and you couldn't break them, or even get acknowledgement that pressing a button near one of these pots even "checks" the pot. All the pots seem to just be decor you can't interact with.

Of course, that's where Dende was. The only thing in any pot in the entire game was a kid that you were required to find in order to continue progressing, found half way into the game after you've decided already that the game won't let you interact or check pots, and then making you check all the rest of the pots for the rest of the game because "they hid one thing in a pot, surely there could be another".