Shi Pei Pu anyone?
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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There actually is a legit reason for this. Compromising material on diplomats, soldiers, and their staff are easily acquired this way. For example, creating a secret recording of the the encounter, which then can be used to pressure the target to work for the other side. The Russians love this stuff, I just can't remember the exact word they use for it. Compromat or something like that. Compromising material.
Though ironically, this will make it easier for Chinese to blackmail those who get lonely and have relations anyways, since the relations themselves could be used to threaten jobs, rather than needing some extra step to make it scandalous.
Kompromat / компромат
and, yes, the Chinese government has used similar methods.
If you're a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.
Government workers in other countries work there for years. This is bigger than meet-ups.
As a non government worker who is in a non allied country, I can tell you that lots if people want to touch my dingle. None of them are honeypots because I ain't got nothing for them.
Well, besides a dingle that's statistically much larger than the locals. Many women like that..
No, its not always a honeypot for government workers either.
Same goes for "allied" countries. Since Snowden revealed how the US spied on their "allies" even in the most hideous ways, it should be clear that "allies" dont exist in spycraft.
So you're saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country
Which can be turned to your advantage if you're aware of it. "Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets"
What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?
When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that's a-dingle
'but she said she was taiwanese!'
Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do
The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and "coincidently" likes all the same things.
Call me Winnie-the-Pooh!
I like honey?
Found Winnie the Pooh!
honeydick
Because every citizen knows gov officials
US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.
The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.
Red hot.
Borat 2 - Rudy Giuliani scenes full HD https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0
I don't get how things like this don't get more attention... This whole thing was insane, but it literally did nothing to his career
::Gestures broadly to his entire cohort::
You really expect the party of pro sexual pædophilia and rape to punish someone for something they all do?
that's just going to make the forbidden hot sexy sex hotter 🫦
But playing world of tanks is still ok right?
What's lemmy.ml have to do with this?
Butt playing is always alright
This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?
Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.
Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.
