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I know people laughed at the original a lot and I did too, but I've since realized it was sort of non-aggression pact

Brick? Pfft. Concrete elements all the way. There's no equal.

"You'll get bored of this thing in a week and then it'll just go unused."

"No I won't, gosh mom, this is not a phase"

*the exact thing they said would happen did indeed happen

Cheap boxed wine is definitely common and cheapest per liter ones often come in a box. So the perception might come from that. And it's not as fancy when it's not in a bottle.

Now we're talking

China trolls Trump with...

Oh damn

Chinese social media users

Eh.

I was worried that nobody had made the joke yet

shitty wine

I don't know if this is the case in the US but at least in Finland they do that to just normal wines too. Lasts longer and it is a handy container.

People need to learn to read.

But it seems you're the one having the issue. Rather than hoping people will learn to read better it might be a better option to write in a way that caters to those bad readers.

If people have trouble understanding it, then reading comprehension must really be at rock bottom.

If 90% of people have bad reading comprehension then it doesn't do much for anyone to point that out and stick to the way you are writing instead of making it understandable to everyone.

Armies marching through your land and fighting on it and requisitioning your shit and whatnot is not really great and can interrupt many functions of the society you would've relied on. Not exactly foreign invading army but still

I remember buying that game based solely on the cover, making my awesome creatures and then getting wrecked because rule of cool wasn't enough to beat opponents.