cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/46886810
The American president has invited Canada to become his country's "51st state," an idea that has infuriated most of Canada's 40 million citizens.
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Hence this suggestion: Why not expand the EU to include Canada? Is that so far-fetched an idea? In any case, Canadians have actually considered the question themselves. In February 2025, a survey conducted by Abacus Data on a sample of 1,500 people found that 44% of those polled supported the idea, compared to 34% who opposed it. Better the 28th EU country than the 51st US state!
One might object: Canada is not European, as required for EU membership by Article 49 of the EU Treaty. But what does "European" actually mean? The word cannot be understood in a strictly geographic sense, or Cyprus, closer to Asia, would not be part of the EU. So the term must be understood in a cultural sense.
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As [Canadian Prime Minister Mark] Carney said in Paris, in March: Thanks to its French and British roots, Canada is "the most European of non-European countries." He speaks from experience, having served as governor of the Bank of England (a post that is assigned based on merit, not nationality). Culturally and ideologically, Canada is close to European democracies: It shares the same belief in the welfare state, the same commitment to multilateralism and the same rejection of the death penalty or uncontrolled firearms.
Moreover, Canada is a Commonwealth monarchy that shares a king with the United Kingdom.
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Even short of a formal application, it would be wiser for Ottawa to strengthen its ties with European democracies rather than with the Chinese regime. The temptation is there: Just before heading to Davos, Carney signed an agreement with Beijing to lower tariffs on electric vehicles imported from China.
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Quick fun fact: Morocco considers itself European in a geographical sense, or at least they once did and applied for membership.
I don't think Morocco is super European culturally though. There are values they very much disagree with most Europeans on, such as LGBTQ rights.
I have no issue with Morocco as a trade partner, or easy travel between Morocco and the EU, but I don't think we'd like the vibes they'd bring to the European Parliament, etc.
There's something to be gained from diversity of course, but I do think their society's values are a bit too different from most of ours.
Don't take this badly but generally when people spout that "their society's values are different from ours" about how countries like Morocco and Turkey wouldn't be a fit for the EU what they really mean is "they're Muslims".
You haven't see much of Europe if you think LGBTQ rights are looked at similarly all over.
My own native Portugal used to be pretty homophobic 30 years ago and there are still plenty of people around who think like that even though the country's culture tends towards perceptiveness rather than judgement.
Or just go to Hungary outside a main city and ask people what they think about Transexuality.
Don't confuse Northern Europe and Scandinavia with most of Europe.
Frankly whenever I look at a country like Turkey or Morocco I mainly see my own country, Greece or even Spain 50 or 60 years ago, with pretty similar values - though a different main religion - and average levels of education. Pretty backwards by today's standards, but one can hardly claim Portugal, Greece and Spain weren't European back then.
Looking at my own country I would say universal education is what made most of the difference in those things you seem to think are "European values".
The main problem with Morocco is as others pointed out it not being properly Democratic, the whole problem of Western Sahara and its self-determination, the huge wealth-imbalance between it and the EU (read: fear of mass immigration from there) and European Islamophobes (who are not just the European far-right).
You're not wrong. I don't think a 99.whatever percent Muslim country would be a good culture fit. I would in fact say the same about majority-Christian or majority-Jewish countries if they're taking their religion a bit too seriously. In fact I'm slightly worried about how religious some EU countries are, such as Poland.
The thing is that some of these Islamic countries still take the religion too seriously, much more so than most of us "westerners" (USA being a notable exception but hey I don't think they'd be a good cultural fit for EU either).
There's pretty liberal majority-Muslim countries out there and it's quite possible that Morocco and Turkey will also get there.
Same for Estonia, we're pretty accepting nowadays (with exceptions of course) and hell even 15-20 years ago it was very different. And yes, this was when we were already in the EU.
But LGBTQ rights were just one example. There's also insane laws surrounding alcohol (though mostly don't affect you if you're not born in Morocco and don't consume in public, the laws are particularly draconian for Moroccan Muslims and yes, they discriminate by religion).
Overall I just don't think any society that still lets religion dictate how people have to live has a place in the EU. Which doesn't mean I dislike Muslims in particular. I don't want people of ANY religion telling me their god has any say in how other people have to live. Religion is fine, but secularism is needed.
And yes, there are the other issues you mentioned. In fact once some of those are taken care of, it's quite likely that their society will also become more liberal naturally.
Being not 100% a democracy and having massive nationalistic tensions with an equally powerful neighbor is a pretty big pill to swallow, as well.
Well, since no one else considered them to be geographially European it is of little importance. But culture wise? Definitely not if you ask me. I see better chances for Turkey after some minor (read: major) shifts in politics.
Honestly, geographically I can see how they'd consider to be almost European. The strait of Gibraltar isn't that wide, it's a shorter distance for them to cross to Europe than it is for me to cross to Finland from Estonia!
Turkiye has been waiting in line for EU membership since the 1987
After the ten founding members in 1949, Turkey became one of the first new members (the 13th member) of the Council of Europe in 1950. The country became an associate member of the European Economic Community (EEC) in 1963 and was an associate member of the Western European Union from 1992 to its end in 2011. Turkey signed a Customs Union agreement with the EU in 1995 and was officially recognised as a candidate for full membership on 12 December 1999, at the Helsinki summit of the European Council.
But... Turkiye's a majority Muslim country. So Portugal, Spain, Austria, Finland, Sweden, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Romania, and Croatia all got to jump the queue ahead of it.
Eh, I think it’s less about being Muslim and more about the human rights violations.
Explain the introduction of Cyprus, on those terms
Real real bad example, as Cyprus was literaly invaded and is currently militarily occupied by Turkey
How dirty money and Russian riches flow through Cyprus, a gateway to the EU
Possibly one of the most corrupt and compromised governments on earth
The unoccupied part of Cyprus is a functional democracy. At the time of accession, it was hoped that the EU would catalyze a solution to the Cyprus problem altogether. Greek-Cypriot nationalists fucked that up.
There's two ways to read this and one of them is very funny.
But sure, put all your chips on Kyriakos Mitsotakis and tell me about the freedoms enjoyed by Greek Cypriots in 2026.
Inducting Cyprus while denying longtime NATO ally and European trading partner Turkiye was already guaranteed to land flat. Opening the floodgates for money and military aid into Cyprus, via the EU relaxed trade and travel rules, yielded predictable results.
Get your Greeks straight buddy. Mitsotakis is not Cypriot. I also have no idea what you mean by "military aid flooding into Cyprus". Cyprus has a tiny national guard.
That said, with the Helsinki agreement in 1999, Greece pinned its hopes to normalization with "longtime NATO ally" and regional bully to a europeanization of the relationship. The hope was that getting Turkey to commit to European values would "tame" its aggression towards Greece and Cyprus. Then came Erdogan.
He's the President of the government that claims the Greek-Nationalist occupied end of the island.
How do you Europeanize your relationship when you refuse to see your neighbor as European?
I've already pointed out your mistake, not sure if it's worth repeating myself.
The biggest problem with Turkey is not religion, it's the stunted democracy, the abstention from various international treaties, the occupation of half of Cyprus and the active casus belli against Greece.