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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 121 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait, are you implying …guillotine output->sausage grill input? O.o

[–] gbzm@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eat the rich. In a bun. With mustard an onions.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Billionaire On A Bun. Doesn't get any better than that!

(Well, it doesn't get any better than that until Trillionaire Toast is back on the menu.)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was referring to the utility of railway tracks for transporting bulky objects when one has the means to use them. And if grills, then why not guillotines?

Were the revolution to take the idea of eating the rich literally, one could attach a woodchipper behind the guillotine in place of the traditional basket. Though eating unpopular rulers may be more a Dutch tradition than a French one.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

Hey it was just the one time!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's a train, you can have as many cars as you want.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's too small, it won't have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

It's like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it'll get shit done.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

It's reusable, that's the point

[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

This guy sciences.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 17 hours ago

Sufficient for genitalia.

[–] Promethiel@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

It's so chic! I really thought I already had all my E-bike accessories figured out, but there really is always more to buy with any hobby, turns out.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

Needs some bagels

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Classic Oregonian wit for you