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[–] raptir@mander.xyz 247 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Kids these days don't even know about the hole in the ozone later.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 210 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It's kinda our last big environmental win.

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 122 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

There's been some conservation wins that I know of. Okaloosa Darter fish came off of endangered status, and eventually off of threatened The Red Cockaded Woodpecker was elevated from endangered to threatened a few years ago.

Controlled burns in the US long leaf pine forests have also lead to a return of the quail population.

Just trying to sprinkle a little good news out there.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 17 hours ago

I can add to that: the cormorant population in my country, Denmark, used to be endangered and now they are fucking everywhere. We also used to almost have the stork go extinct. For many years we had like 6 breeding pairs left. Now we have 26!

And we brought back beavers. Our otter population is growing too and we have wolves now, which sadly, is a controversial subject. A lot of lobbyist in the farming community (farmers are basically the closest we get to the marfia here) are trying to convince the population that wolves don't belong in Denmark and should be eradicated. People fall for it because they are scared for their kids. Meanwhile I'm over here like: 🫠 you guys are aware that the only reason they've started coming closer to cities is because some of you retarded fucks are feeding them and also, farmers are killing our nature so there's less food for wildlife in the countryside. That's why wolves are moving closer to cities.

I still have great hopes for our wolf population. Our newly elected government is planning on cracking down hard on farming after 40 years of these assholes fuckign around and destroying my country with their poisons and pigshit and penicillin abuses etc etc. Finally, someone is gonna hold these psychos accountable. I am very excited for our wildlife because we still have time to save it. But if we don't do something now, I fear that within the next 10 to 20 years, our natural ecosystems will be erased. It is insane to have grown up in a time where we used to have a much healthier nature and gradually I have seen species disappear completely. Species that used to be everywhere.

But there are still many passionate people who are fighting to preserve and save nature and they are having way more wins in recent years than they have had for decades. So yay!

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cockaded Woodpecker

Now your just making shit up.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Winner of the "most penis euphemisms in one name" award.

Top contenders:

Red-cockaded Woodpecker — "cockaded" refers to a ribbon or rosette ornament once worn on hats, not anatomy.

Cock-of-the-rock — sounds like a tavern name invented by a teenager.

Dickcissel — often cited as the funniest North American bird name. "Dick" was historically a common nickname for a male bird.

Bush Thick-knee — not penis-related, but frequently gets laughs.

Rufous-naped Lark — harmless, but "rufous-naped" is often misread at a glance. Shag — in British English, perfectly normal; elsewhere, not so much.

Cockatoo — contains "cock," though the name comes from Malay, not English.

Woodcock — another classic.

Black-cockatoo and other cockatoos — bonus points for stacking "cock" into longer names.

Penis McPeniswoodchuck

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

American Bison, too. The repopulation of American bison (often mistakenly called buffalo) is one of the most successful repopulation efforts in history. The reason you’re able to order buffalo (again, not actually buffalo) burgers at your local hipster burger joint is because American bison is no longer endangered. The population has come from less than 1000 total bison (all privately owned by a handful of conservationists) to over 400k today.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

I had a Bison meatloaf once that was so good. It's so much lighter than beef. It was like eating a meat cloud.

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The irony of all ironies is how similar the words "conservation" and "conservative" are.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's because the root of both is to conserve. To keep things the way they are.

Politics gets in the way of that reality since they don't actively want to keep it the same, they actually want to regress back to previous times they can exploit personally.

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[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

iirc ~1/4 of the worlds energy production is renewable. More than 90% of all new electricity capacity worldwide came from renewable sources in 2024. Doomers want you to believe it can't happen again while we are in the very decade that is likely to change the world. Public policy doesn't even matter at this point, renewable energy is cheaper, so nearly all new investments are in renewables.

[–] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Energy sources are only part of the issue (albeit a major one) and enormous damage has already been done to a disastrous point, calling people "doomers" with an intent to ridicule their angst, worries and experiences is akin to climate change denial.

Also, public policy is constantly used in an expensive way if that it suits the ruling classes, markets are not some neutral forces in a vacuum.

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'm concerned about climate change. But if you ask most people how much progress we've made they would say "barely any". That belief that we can't do it, is the main thing aside from public policy slowing us down. When people think things are hopeless, they often don't see the point in fighting or changing their behavior. I also think most people don't realize that renewable energy adoption has accelerated so quickly the last few years. Every year we have had massive growth over last year in adoption.

[–] Jako302@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's only the case because it was the cheapest option available for a while. Oil execs noticed the trend and got cold feet, now a lot of governments are cutting back subsidies for renewables and actively hinder new projects being build. Here in germany we have investors abandoning half build solar parks cause they aren't profitable anymore. At the same time we allow oil companies to bid for gigantic offshore projects just so they can say that they have no interest in actually building it after they won.

With the ozon hole you could see the world working together to fix it despite it beeing somewhat less profitable. With renewables you can see governments actively working against the movement despite it being the best in terms of environment and profits combined.

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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We could stop producing all greenhouse gases today, and the planet would continue warming for 100 years. it's a pretty tough problem we have on our hands.

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Sure but the problem would be 100 times worse if fossil fuel adoption doest decline. Its good news that we seem to be on the way to shifting our behavior.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 36 points 3 days ago

The thing is it kinda isn't. The ozone layer still needs about 20 years to get back to 1960 levels and the number of problematic states for this increasing again

Yeah, last. Not latest, last.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Tbf, its not even yet a win technically.

TCO is expected to return to 1980 values around 2066 in the Antarctic, around 2045 in the Arctic, and around 2040 for the near-global average (60°N-60°S). - Source

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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just told my kid about how we fixed acid rain through regulation just this morning

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Well it's understandable, the concept of being able to actually cooperate and do something about the environment on a world scale instead of just blindly pretending it's not a thing until it kills us all is a bit hard to believe for younger generations for obvious reasons.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I don't understand, why would it sound implausible? Isn't that what governments are FOR?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not when all governments have been captured by oil tycoons it isn't.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's what governments are supposed to be for.

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Trump wants to bring it back.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

We managed to dial things back a bit, so that became a smaller problem.

We used to see regular news reports of actual rivers on fire. Things are still way too bad, but we forcefully throttled some things as we saw how quickly the damage was compounding.

Women’s hair doesn’t defy gravity without lots of help.

And there was that whole thing about trying to make cars burn a little cleaner so you could actually see from 1 side of a major city to another

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Oh my god I needed your comment for it to finally click, I was thinking "they stopped putting their hair up to protect their shoulders from the increased UVs"? But of course, it was referencing the sprays!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ozone later

Well that's because we're at now, not at later.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We've had one ozone yes, but what about later ozone?

[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Well not to worry, all these internet swarm satellites might cause another one.

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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

in australia they absolutely do

we take skin cancer very seriously down here

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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most don't know that we have an ozone layer let alone that there is a hole in it.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One of my coworkers insists that the hole in the ozone layer is an iris that expands and contracts for regulation. When I asked him what it was regulating, he just shrugged and gave a look that said "I don't know, you tell me"

He also claimed that believing that humans were capable of changing the global climate was pure hubris, despite the USSR deleting the Caspian sea decades ago.

And he thinks the wind turbines that have been installed in the past 10 years are making tornadoes worse, contradicting his claims that humans can't change the climate

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think your coworker may be a lost cause, do you think you could convince him that anti-freeze and turpentine will make him see god?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Engineering a death by misadventure doesn't seem ethical to me

Just wait for the people he follows on the internet to tell him

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

in a situation in which harm increase over time, like the rise of far right, anti-science, environmental damage, etc… perhaps that “wait” is a less ethical solution than to solve the problem

now, perhaps causing harm isn’t the way to go, but… the lesser of 2 evils may still be somewhat problematic

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