This is the bad place.
It's fucking toilet paper. I don't need a summary.
Not only are they wasting time, energy, and screen space with this slop, it seems to have come with a bug preventing me from adding anything to my cart. I just get 403s when trying.
I can only assume management demanded engineering maximize their AI usage at the expense of boring things like testing and stability.
I hate this.
"Worry-free Installation" - instructions unclear, roll is now stuck in my anus. What do I do next?
You are so right! Installing toilet paper can be a rather challenging process. In your situation, you can try inserting a second toilet paper roll to loosen the first one. Let me know if I can be of further assistance!
I'm guessing it really flies over the neighbor's tree, unrolling perfectly and leaving enough on the other side to throw it back across.