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It's called Knockers.

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[–] mvilain@fedia.io 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which reminds me of the new hire who was touring our newly installed data center.

"Wow. What great racks!" she said on entering the data center.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Just had it stuffed.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

...is she single?

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bwaaaaahahahaha. Told my wife and I just got a state. lol.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which one? Can you flip their electors?

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Oof. Stare.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I tried flipping my wife's electors once. She wasn't a fan. I loved it though.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I'd shorten it to "What do you call doordash for Hooters?", but very nice!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I heard they might downsize to a food truck business - Winnebagos.