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It's called Knockers.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Which reminds me of the new hire who was touring our newly installed data center.

"Wow. What great racks!" she said on entering the data center.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Just had it stuffed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

...is she single?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bwaaaaahahahaha. Told my wife and I just got a state. lol.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which one? Can you flip their electors?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Oof. Stare.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I tried flipping my wife's electors once. She wasn't a fan. I loved it though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I'd shorten it to "What do you call doordash for Hooters?", but very nice!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I heard they might downsize to a food truck business - Winnebagos.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knockers, like hooters, is a euphemism for boobies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago