Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I hear it’s quite reactive

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The most disappointing Elements is Adobe.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surprise and fear

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

…and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, …and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, I'll come in again.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The element of style is the most well read element.