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Except I drive to work and the same cop car waiting next to the "20mph when kids are present, when lights are flashing, I'd it's Wednesday and there's a full moon, on st Patrick's day if it falls on a Wednesday and its the second Wednesday of the month of June right after 12:37pm while you're holding an eagle that's eating a serpent in the middle of a lake in the state of Georgia."

Seeing the asshole there stopping a car almost every day, makes me Angry.

Elon....yes please sign these papers to have a chance to win a million and be my daddy!

Okay, what's the name of the movie? Yes, what's the name of the movie. What movie? Top secret? Yes! What's the name of the movie? That's the name! The movie's name is that? If you're referring to the top secret, then yeah, that's the name of the movie!

I have mixed feelings but if he's peeing himself I am 100% behind him.

What about 4th of July or whatever your independence day happens to be? Although, right now none of this seems like we have Independence.

I for one would like to extend my middle finger to anyone who thinks god exists and is okay with the talking orange stain.

They say, if you look carefully enough at a crazy tangent you can see Trump gargling on it on the other end.

Americans are running out of large breasts!

Correction... The world would like Elon to just not be important or known in any way.

I would prefer mine to give Bill Gates electroshocks right in the balls when it comes up! That way I wouldn't just stay there staring at nothing useful on the screen, I would enjoy it 100%. I would probably try to break the computer on purpose.

Remember who overturned Rowe vs Wade?

Even now we could stop doing idiotic things and we might recover in a few years? But if we continue, we'll run out of every single company's rainy day fund. At that point in the not too distant future we'll start seeing one no-name company go belly up. Then a few days later two, then the next day ten, then 200. Finally we'll be in a deepest recession ever. People will be jumping out of buildings.

I can let one live in my basement and pay me $400 a month for the room. I make a profit to help my mortgage, he makes some money to take to Mexico and not bother any middle men in between.

Mexican and other working migrants don't actually want to stay here. They often dream of going back with some money to start their life back in their own country. By doing all this tariff crud and jailing of migrants, we're just gumming up the process. Now it will be more expensive for me to buy things so guess what? I'm just not gonna buy things. Instead I'm going to ask for a raise. Then my boss will either give me a raise or will have to employ someone else who will ask for more money. So the company will ask for more money for their products which will make the consumer not actually buy more...and so on. If we had cheap labor (the migrants who want the jobs nobody else will take for the salary paid) then this would all sort of work. They get paid lower but go home happy because back home the money they made here lasts. We in turn get cheaper products that we can afford. Our customers get the much higher quality products they have grown to expect from us and will pay the higher prices that sustained our economy previously. Economics 101. WTF! If its so clear to a total economics retard such as I, why is it so difficult for our glorious Orange turd to understand?