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After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight. (lemmy.zip)
 

Because I'm feeling like a Newman!

Help me out: which looks better for the Duck - the neck tie or the bow tie? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the bowtie better, but I feel it gets lost in the shadows of the duck head. So, I'm leaning towards the necktie, just for visibility sake. I wonder what embiggening both tie styles a bit would do.

Meta eliminates third-party fact checking program, moves to 'Community Notes' model in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

*meta-stasize

It's gone bad, throw it out! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right on, that all sounds like my jam. Thanks for the tip!

It's gone bad, throw it out! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Any recommendations to check out?

Homophones in c/[email protected]
Steam Deal: Save 90% on South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ on Steam (historical low) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, that game is ten years old already? Getting older is an absolute mind fuck, man.

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What do you call someone who hates the taste of suckers? (lemmy.zip)
 

A lollygagger.

Police say fires set at ballot boxes in Oregon and Washington are connected; ‘suspect vehicle’ ID'd in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

The Red in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Man, this album got me through high school.

Sneezing with cottage cheese in your mouth in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

Preppers in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ahh, the ol' Executive mandated happy ending.

This made me so angry, enjoy! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!

This made me so angry, enjoy! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

It's from an old ~~Penny Arcade,~~ Ctrl+Alt+Del, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

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Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview? (lemmy.zip)
 

He was addressed for success!

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My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent. (lemmy.zip)
 

"It's a tumeric."

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One time, on a first date... (lemmy.zip)
 

I mentioned that I was a writer.

She asked, "Nom de plume?"

I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

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I like my beverages to be up with the times. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 

That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

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A 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber. (lemmy.zip)
 

It's his retire-mint plan.

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Being a lawyer is hard. (lemmy.zip)
 

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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