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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

False

Sharks live 20-30 years

I've already outlived they bitch asses

JK obv

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

JK obv

Did you get married recently? You should sign it,

JK Obv (née Row)

so people know who you are ;p

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've read this so many times but I just don't get it. What do you mean?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your signature, "JK obv", where obv is obviously short for Obviously; related to "JK row", where row is of course short for Rowling.

If it were two 'Rowlings', you might be sisters. But being two 'JK's, by logical deduction you must be the same person, having recently married and taken your husband's surname, Mr. Obv(iously).

Hence, your expanded name, "JK Obv née Row"

Flawless logic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Yeah... Not sure how I missed that...

It was so obv