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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What do house guests do?

“Let me know when you’re done and I can flush the toilet though the app.”

Or

“Download this app to flush the toilet once at my house.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I think it was voice activated.

The app was probably for additional stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I would hope just motion activated. I really don't want to have to yell at my toilet either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poker night: Read 'em and weep boys, straight flush!

From the other room: *flushing noises*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don't think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Totally forgot about that scene until you said something lmao.

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