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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (9 children)

If one day there is only smart toilets, I will go shit in the woods and start to live like an animal. Clearly humanity was a mistake and we should return to monke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I will go shit in the woods

Then can you compete with the bear?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or the Pope?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

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