Shitty Life Pro Tip

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To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.

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SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Stop giving Big Floss your hard earned money. It is almost infinitely rewashable and reusable.

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Being kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your food (lemm.ee)
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SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Stolen from:

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SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Shitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵 (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker. (slrpnk.net)
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Courtesy of : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC7NvliIEz7/

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Striving to make your life meaningful? (lemmy.world)
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SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Is this considered spawn camping?

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SLPT: (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24028153

Service dog

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SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you! (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

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SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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SLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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There's no wrong time; role play, dirty talk or aesthetic comparisons!

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SLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby! (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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People also love surprises. These two bits of social insight can be combined to great effect.

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