I'd pay £9.99pm to someone who sends me random presents year round tbh
Shitty Life Pro Tip
!shittylifeprotips
Welcome,
To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.
RULES
1_Don't spam, post must be related to community topic
2_Do not seek mental, medical or professional help here. This is not the place, community is meant for satire.
3_No tip should be taken serious
4_No tip should single out a person
5_No racism, harassing, or discriminating against any group or any of the communities members. This will get you banned immediately.
6_Tip posts must start with SLPT
7_For posts related to SLPTs, but not a tip please use "[META]" tag
8_Self promotion will get you banned
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Moderation
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You forgot to include an advertisement despite paying for the subscription service.
“Oh, what you want is the Good Uncle Plus plan. That one is ad-free!”
(it isn’t actually ad-free 😈)
“Fewer ads! ^for three months^”
The same number of ads, just not personalised.
THIS! it's a must have for any sub service. That or a advertisement saying "I hope you are liking your sub, please share with friends and join our referral program!"
last year I gave Sean a switch 2
Proof that this is fake
It's a well-known satire account.
Ken Cheng is a troll LinkedIn account that regularly posts hilarious fake posts. That account is a gold mine of ridiculously funny posts 😁
Aside from a few colleagues this is the only guy I added on there. Funny as shit
Not necessarily

I thought it was pretty obviously satire, but I could be wrong.
You aren't! 👌