gothic_lemons

I tried to install emacs on my laptop but the package manager failed. When I go to gnu.org/software/emacs nothing ever loads and I get a timeout error. I tried on my phone. Same thing. Turned off WiFi and tried to go to gnu.org on mobile data, it loaded instantly.

Only noticed after I recently installed cachyos on my laptop. Hhhmm I'm going to try on VPN and see what happens

The world/US is terrible rn. I wanted a comfort movie where I get to watch Nazis be killed. So I'm watching Inglorious Bastards now.

What's your favorite killing Nazis movie?

How do hotel and Apartment sewage pipes connect between rooms?

So there my toilet right. Its pipe width is whatever is normal. Does it connect to a bigger diameter pipe?

I'm assuming all the individual rooms poop pipes empty to the same big poop pipe.

If I make an extra big deposit at the poop bank and my neighbor does the same, but I flush just a few seconds before my neighbor, could my poop collide with theirs and clog their toilet?

Is the big central highway poop pipe always full of water?

Sorry for all the questions. I'm counting on you my pipe people

Edit: Oh yeah different floors. Does each floors big poop pipe empty to the same vertical poop pipe?

If I take a poop (in a toilet) on top of floor of a skyscraper, how fast does my poop plummet to the earth?

You're a big shot trainer going to open your own gym. What will your theme be?

Personally, I'd go with a haunted house for the gym. Fake ghost pokemon props giving ppl jump scares, mixed in with real pokemon. Except all my pokemon would be fighting type pokemon dressed up like ghost type pokemon.

Ash: "Haha oh what a jump scare! That's a really fake looking Gengar puppet."

"Oh now that one looks more like a Gengar."

Hitmonchamp uses Mega Punch. It's super effective. Ash gains concussion.

Any meal replacement drinks y'all would recommend? New meds make food less appealing and harder to eat. I want something quick and easy with decent nutrition to chug for breakfast or lunch.

Side note, do y'all hate researching stuff on the slopnet as much as I do? I used to enjoy researching stuff on the internet but now idk what I can trust. My answer is you kind nerdy internet strangers 🙏

This one is mine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GYB-ArRUR7c

Which one of you bloody Lemmy nerds created this wonderfully wacky website? I found it when searching how to make gifs in Linux. Haven't tried the tutorial but it looks super detailed and nice!

https://std.rocks/index.html

https://std.rocks/gnulinux_ultimate_gif_tutorial.html

I feel like I'm not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it's over fam :(

Here's the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number

Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee

My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you're knackered my friend. I can't think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.

Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don't want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I'm miserable.

Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.

What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?

You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

I've been meaning to ask this for a while. I saw a comment a month or so ago. Person said they keep their thermostat at like 65 in the winter and 78 in the summer. 78 seems fucking insane to me. That's too damn hot for inside. How do you sleep at 78 degrees?

Are they a lizard person or am I a baby?

Edit 1: I love all the comments on this! Never thought this post would create such discussion. Looking at the comments vs upvotes it honestly seems 50/50ish that 78 is hot for the indoors. Can lemmy do polls?