this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2026
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I feel like I'm not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it's over fam :(

Here's the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number

Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee

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[–] nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone 115 points 9 months ago

"do you have signal?" "yeah i got like 5 bars"

perfection. no notes.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really don’t like the way you’re talking to my gf.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago

Our girlfriend, commrade!

[–] SillyGooseQuacked@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

😂😂😂

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what I expected to be on that shirt

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren't in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!

Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  1. 🔞
  2. 🤘📥💸🙇‍♀️
[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm old what do these emojis mean?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

First one is blatant, mark your link with the emoji before and after, because it's not safe for work(18+). It's a Rule4 violation I am trying to help you prevent.
Second one is blatant if your a rocker. Deposit mail emoji represents “downloading.” My money is flying off buying their albums. And Kowtow for “thank you.”
yw🧑‍🦳

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Do I really got use the emoji or can I just put NSFW?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

both, that way moderators look the otherway.
It’s still their jurisdiction. I’ve been mod for less.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right? She might be falling for him hard now. She'll give up the spam business for good for him.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did everyone get the "hello" or what? How did they choose who to send it to?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The first "fediverse chick" targeted active users from specific communities. You can look where OP was active during the last days and try to be visible there, too if you want to be included :D

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I had one at the same time, just not sure why or how widespread the spamming was.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I have never gotten a message from the spammers. :(