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That's crazyyy
"And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died."
Mathew 21: 18-19
Is the bible accurate? Like, 2 Samuel 3:14?
Jamie, pull that up
2 Samuel 3:14? 2 Samuel 3:14, David sends messengers to Ish-bosheth, Saul's son, demanding the return of his wife Michal, whom he had been betrothed to for the price of a hundred Philistine foreskins.
I've heard of guys storing a few foreskins in their refrigerator, but 100 is pretty outrageous and this was a time before you could refrigerate them.
Bro, that's crazy. Matthew 3:16
AT LAST,
THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
oh no, Rogan is a Jojo now?
So, he finally took Andrew Llyod Webber's advice from Jesus Christ Superstar and popped into the age of mass communication.