Joe Rogan is a fucking moron, this is a big win for Canada.
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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I wish a bunch of the population recognized this. Pointing out where he lies, or at least acts like a useful idiot, or misrepresents things through multiple linguistic quirks, will get you digitally raked over the coals.
Rogan is such a little cuck. I bet he dreams about getting tag teamed by Donald and Elon. He wants those orange fat rolls and Donald’s diaper / shit / talcum-powder smelling flaccid cock ramming him in the face while Elon grinds into him from behind with his cybertruck body and broken, malfunctioning penis.
Americans in general are such cowardly little bootlickers. They show off their big trucks and guns and pretend to be baddy “alpha males” then they get on the knees for Israel and Russia or any kind of genocidal regime that shows themselves to be in same league of sadism, decadence, and buffoonery.
That... was some vivid visual imagery you described with your words. I need a shower. Maybe two.
Wait, before you do -- feed that guys statement into an image generating AI. May as well get really really dirty before you get clean.
Right? I need mind bleach, now.
You can join Steven seagull in russia
They both sit at work and pretend REALLY HARD to be badass. They should hit it off.
Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot who has done irreparable harm to millions of young men in this country, but... his MMA and BJJ credentials are legit. He would destroy Segall.
I used to be a big MMA fan back in the day (way before Rogan's shift right), and it was incredibly impressive how good he was at calling the fights. Specifically on the ground, he would often correctly predict the submission a fighter was going for like sometimes 30s before they did it. He could just tell by the positioning.
Sucks that he's a fucking fascist now.
Pretty sure he stopped competing in any kind of martial arts long ago, and that was only ever Tae Kwon do. I'm sure he trains hard but seagull was a legitimate practitioner too and over a foot taller. Neither one would do much competing in the wild against anybody who wasn't paid to lose to them now. Joe does love sharing that video of him kicking a bag hard though.
Watch some of the stuff Segall has done in the past decade. He gets winded standing up. Or rather don't -he's basically Rogan in 10-20 years, physically and mentally.
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Joe did a lot of BJJ, not just Tae Kwan Do
Yes he has trained lots. And lots. And lots. And long ago discovered he doesn't like to get hit. And that his biggest fear is losing so he does everything in his power to avoid any situation where he's not in a safe space.
Good. And stay out, you yapping scrotum.
thanks for staying home moron.
rogan is a stupid person's idea of a smart guy.
rogan himself used to admit he was a dumb guy with laymans opinions, the problem was other dumb people saw him as a messiah and started taking his shit-take water cooler opinions as smart, and then he started thinking his opinions were correct.
I too hope he goes to Russia, specifically a remote part of Siberia with no internet where he never leaves
“Why are we upset at Canada? This is stupid, this over tariffs,” Rogan said during the March 14 episode of his popular podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, while conversing with comedian Michael Kosta.
This was only a couple of days ago! He really changes positions as the wind blows
Wow hes really licked trumps boot. Pathetic.
I mean I'm sure we can arrange to deport him to his homeland of Russia.
Just don't forget to put some drugs in his suitcase. The Russians love those!
Putin would provide Rogan with a lifetime supply of weed and DMT if he went over to Russia to become a Kremlin mouthpiece and propaganda symbol (more than he already is).
he is already in Russia
I have yet to actually hear a conservative explain specifically what they find so detestable about Canada.
Your sovereignty
Brain washed dumbass brain washes dumbasses.
Okay, let's crowdfund a one-way ticket for him.
BE Finally the waffling little bitch openly picks a side. Very brave of him.
What the fuck does this man see in his isolation tanks
Showing his true colors more brazenly.
Sounds like what a Russian asset would say
A stupid guy has a stupid opinion? Let's ship him there. I've got five bucks on it. Who's in?
Another POS that needs to "disappear".
What a fucking loser
Canadian here... I have no idea what this slower-than-average gorilla is talking about our Government but I want to find out to boost it as hard as possible if it's going to keep far-right mouths outside of my country
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
roofies, Instant tan spray and an ICE tipoff in that order.
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Excellent, he should stay far away. We don't want him here.
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