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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thankfully(?), I've reached a somewhat symbiotic relationship with my functional alcoholism. Drunk me does the laundry and empties the dishwasher, and sober me no longer nags drunk me for drinking so much.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

functional alcoholism

bruh I hate to break it to you...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I accept that. lol

OTOH, that's pretty much the only reason I made it through 2016-2020 with my sanity intact. Now 2025 rolls around and....ugh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I just want to offer the perspective that maybe your sanity stayed exactly the same you just don't look at it when drunk.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, I've seen you posting/commenting hits here for the last year and a half, I like you sober. Sober you is cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried going to the meetings yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If it gets to the point I think I need to, I would give it a go.

This isn't the most cliche thing I could say (it is the cliche), but I can and do stop when I want to. Every few weeks, I'll go 2, 3, or 4 weeks without even a drop. Mostly just as a self-check to make sure I can. If I ever can't (yet to happen), then that's my notice that I have a real problem rather than one I joke about on the internet.

I do drink a lot and technically fall under textbook definition, but I don't hide bottles around the office, drink during the day, or feel like I have to have a drink to get through anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a little like saying you'll get the brakes checked after you have an accident.

Next time you decide to stop, why not go to the meetings? They have them online, 24/7. At worst, you'll hear some wild stories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sometimes, they have fresh donuts. Jussayin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You’re using the same flawed logic I to to tell me I’ve got no real problem.

However I spin it though, the booze really inhibits my happiness in a bunch of ways.

If you quit again, even for just a few weeks, and need an accountability buddy, hit me up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Add shaving and taking out the trash and feeding, well, everything depending on me to be fed, and....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can i use hair removal cream for shaving? is it bad to leave it on for days?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's probably exfoliating..and moisturizing...at the same time, like 100000 other products...that's sussy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Podcasts, my friend. That or audiobooks. Give your brain something to do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've found myself more often hoping for further mindless tasks because I want to keep listening to my podcasts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do nothing and stare at walls for hours, gives you a good base of nothingness to serve your podcasts on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love music and can just listen to music without doing anything, but then I feel guilty for not doing anything with the rest of the body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Have you tried turning your brain into a black hole of emotions so guilt at being idle can never escape? Works for me some times!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I've got a stack of those you can take: cleaning the chicken coop, that's 2/3 of an ep of Midnight Burger or 2 Gibi ASMRs. Friend discount, just for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 😌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can also have a YouTube video, movie or TV show on the phone on the side.

Although I would recommend spending the time on some mindfulness. There's a lot to be said for being alone with your thoughts and every minute of the day doesn't need distraction.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"if life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and doing laundry, then life is an endless cycle of homecooked meals and clean clothing"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

exactly.

cooked meals and clean clothes with long stretches of repeated forgetting about slimy dishes and fermenting clothes in between.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

An unending cycle of saving money, too, damn it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I actually don’t mind doing the dishes, don’t know why. I actually like it more than doing the dishwasher but it takes too long

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have never thought that in my adult life I'd relate to muggy from New Vegas this much.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But isn't doing laundry totally optional? Or maybe my Imaginary Friend is giving me bad suggestions again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely optional. You can get FOUR uses from underwear if you're smart enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you keep your butt that clean, the price will be high....chafing....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That is a method which actually worked out, for years! Just now, with a child, I use a dishwasher.

One big regret: As a single, I should have bought one of those tiny dishwashers that don't need installing and can just be filled with water on top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I Kind of dribbled this by using the same plate/knive for the week and then I only have to do dishes once a week. But I also usually only eat bread at home, since I usually eat lunch at university.

I usually only do laundry every two weeks which isn't that bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago