GeeDubHayduke

The offence is serious and unacceptable.

Therefore, we have no choice but to accept it and move on like nothing happened.

Sorry, best we can do is multiple genocides, and bringing back viruses we've all but eliminated.

I'm gonna guess that the Venn diagram of these people that believed trump was gonna help, and adults that believe in Santa is just a circle.

The whole exchange is the best:

"What was that? I think there was an explosion at the old Simpson place."

"Eh. That's three blocks away."

"It looks like beer is coming out of the chimney..."

"I'm proceeding on foot! Call for backup!"

"We need pretzels! I repeat! Pretzels!"

Uh oh! There must've been a paperclip on the freeway! Perhaps something as large and dangerous as a bottle cap!

At this point? Ain't we all.

We're censoring "pissed" now..?

"Enkindle this!"

Paul Giamatti!

I'd prefer him pushing up sunflowers...

"See that light up there? That dim little speck? That's yesterday's rock bottom."

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I'd put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her...