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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

About a year ago, my grandpa experienced wondrous symptoms. So he went to the hospital. The doctor wasn't sure what was wrong with him at first, so he had to stay for multiple days. After much discussing about possible causes, it turns out he'd eaten a piece of some random game that another family member brought along, and that he'd let thaw and then had refrozen it. That allowed the doctors to treat him successfully on, I believe, day 3.

After leaving the hospital, he still wasn't sure of the cause though — and you can't just throw away perfectly good meat!; so he ate another piece of the defrosted game and, no surprise, went to hospital again. This time around, the diagnosis was a lot easier though.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

I read this thinking a piece of game meant like a board game piece for the whole thing and was so baffled 😅 finally got it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

You can't eat bad meat all at once, it's lethal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

For context: This is Germany, A&E is ~free.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In context I now know you mean game as in hunted game, I was wondering why your grandpa was melting and eating Monopoly pieces

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the bad krabby patty from SpongeBob.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure it was a GBA cartridge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

All this because I don't know at all what kind of animal it was.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

wondrous symptoms

?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you eat the entire apple, an apple tree will grow in your stomach

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Right beside the gum tree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Only if the sun shines there, which we all know it does

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I honestly don’t understand why people don’t eat the core. It’s the same but a little more chunky. Why do so many people let perfectly edible and tasty food go to waste.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Because it's barely edible and not tasty...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The seeds contain cyanide.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cyanide isn't a bacteria

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

a very small amount. The seeds are not harmful to eat.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ate the core at school but the teachers made me stop because "the seeds are poisonous!"

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

one time a kid in elementary school ate an apple and its core in front of me and i asked how he did it and all he said was "im russian"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well at least others will assume you have a big dick

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They still have big dicks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly my granddad was only an average depression survivor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But on the plus side you get to fuck Helena Bonham Carter.

Well, someone does. It's all the same to her.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

In this thread: cyanide and depression

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don't eat the apple seeds. Their content can turn into cyanide during digestion.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Kill and Do Harm are not exactly the same. My vote is toss the apple core into a field unless apples are not native or present there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apple seeds dont typically grow in to apple trees with actually tasty fruit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We've also spent a lot of time and effort genetically modifying apple trees to get more, tasty, feuit, and less seeds.

Just compare a modern banana to a wild banana.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No thanks. I eat the whole apple daily.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So do I - apples generally have very few seeds. I don't eat the stem though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

How else am I supposed to built up a tolerance for cyanide if I don't microdose insignificant amounts daily?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My grandmother lived through the hunger winter and she remained adamant about not wasting any food. Those things have a big impact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I started eating the core for gut health. Won’t lecture you - google it if you like.

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