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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 207 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 34 points 11 months ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

My mom had sex with your cousin!

Heyoooh

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

Only if we're related.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.

Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 11 months ago
[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 39 points 11 months ago

The Alabama jokes write themselves

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 25 points 11 months ago

What the fediverse

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 points 11 months ago

Are you lost?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Keep up the good fight

[–] supercargo@r.nf 12 points 11 months ago
[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 13 points 11 months ago

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 11 months ago

incest at your grandmas funeral

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It's fake. Curiosity satiated.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Gotta keep it in the family

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 11 months ago

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 5 points 11 months ago

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Baseball, huh?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Average Americans