A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
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Nihilistic fruit
My flame will be extinguished.
Self Explanatory actually.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Asphyxiation
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Tree fall maybe?
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
exit 0
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Too many pineapples
Ouch...
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
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In an accident.
Jaywalking.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
It will be a hell of a party!
I don't think its widely used anymore
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
I've seen Monty Python before.
Dunno
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
hmmm...
Alcoholism.
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
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High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
In a squeezer
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Sounds unpleasant.