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Not quite, although we do almost lose Homer this episode.

Hmm, I still have no idea where that first image is from.

Perhaps the children know the secrets.

I think it's Fency from the Stingy and Battery Show!

While that is a young Homer, this scene is not from the episode featuring that song.

True... But what episode?

So Donkey Kong lore can be weird, depending on which Donkey Kong you subscribe to.

The most well known version design of Donkey Kong starts with Donkey Kong Country, where Donkey Kong is the grandson of Cranky Kong. Cranky Kong was the original Donkey Kong that threw barrels at Mario (Jumpman at the time).

That also means we're missing a Kong, Donkey Kong's father, Donkey Kong Jr. The design shown here does closely resemble what a grown up Donkey Kong Jr might look like.

SO, the Donkey Kong show here might not be Donkey Kong, it may be Donkey Kong Jr, better known simply as Donkey Kong. It could also just be a young Donkey Kong or Cranky Kong, since they're related and may look similar.

I'm surprised how quickly the Muse storyline seems to have wrapped up.

Also Vanessa betraying Fisk, but he seems to know about it and not care. I feel like a conversation between them could clear things up without the killing, but maybe that's just how villains say <3.

Excited to see more Ventress and get more Cad Bane storyline.

I'll be honest, this is a weird take. This show is all about the characters. The characters that have been built up over the last 7 episodes. What will they do?

Of course that's the question!?

Yes! We want to know where these characters end up! That's every show that exists. If you haven't watched the show, sure you don't care.

Spoilers for Breaking Bad, Walt just lives alone in nowhere New Hampshire, who cares?

Spoilers for The Wire, Omar Comin'. Who cares?

Spoilers for fucking anything! The god damn plot!

I don't mean to diminish but yeah, if you haven't watched the show then it's going to be difficult to understand what is going on.

This is a character driven show. If you don't know who they are, it's hard to understand what is going on.

I'll be honest I assume it's some parliamentary specifics. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a filibuster to me. Allegedly it isn't, but AFAIK, it is. It's what I expect one to look like. It behaves like one. So it is.

Let's start with Vodka. What a fucking waste. Vodka, at it's best, is supposed to be flavourless. So you're already off to a terrible start. If you're asking for a Vodka Martini you're asking for Strong Vermouth.

So let's get that out of the way. You need the standard gin. Gin is delicious. There are many different Gins to choose from. Gin has actual flavor. I like Hendricks, but try and figure out which Gun you like best. Beefeater is great for a gin & tonic, might not work as well in a Martini. Try a few different options.

Now we've got Gin and vermouth. Those two work together beautifully.

Now I like a good olive. I say make that fucker dirty. Extra dirty. OLIVE ME THE FUCK UP! That's what I want. You want it straight up? Fine. I think it's packing but it's the traditional way and I won't complain. You want a cocktail onion? That's called a Gibson and I ain't complaining.

But GIN THAT FUCKER UP. Fuck off with your weak ass Vodka Martini. I don't care if it's Grey Goose or some other "fancy" shit. That ain't no Martini.