I had to scroll back in my saved posts to a million years ago to resurrect this.
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That metaphor (breasts as fruit) transcends language though. Whatever you call fruits you'll end up calling breasts. Here's the song of Solomon which was semetic.
I said, ‘I will go up to the palm tree; I will take hold of the boughs thereof.’ Now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples.
Instead of viewing things like this etymologically, it's better to see them as universal metaphors that transcend language and culture. Similar to light and darkness.
And boobs
Thanks for surfacing this one, it's always fun to get the older perspective and realising they're very human.
"fastfouriertransfem" is a great username
You just know she wears programmer socks
To be fair, tits are pretty awesome.
And the smaller the better.
I’m not picky.
Indeed. Big or small, I'll suck 'em all.
Of the organs that are unique to us mammals, tits are more fun to play with than placentas.
Hair is pretty cool too
In the defense of the ancients who were naming things like other things they sort of looked like.... what OTHER substance was around at that time that was both white and liquid?
...
Because maybe we should be grateful for the milk metaphor instead of the option that only nuts would choose...
\ >.> Would you rather it be called after dough?
Ackshully, "galaxy" (or rather, "galaxias") means "Milky Way" already, it's just a translation. It was less ambiguous when the only galaxy we could see was the Milky lights that covered a lot of our sky.
Of course, we realize there's more than one galaxy now, so the meanings have diverged.
And we didn't realize there was more than one galaxy until the 1920s (I think?)
We didn't even suspect?
There are people alive today who will tell you the moon is a hologram. Never respect human intelligence more than you have to.
My great aunt explained to me as a child in the 70s that the moon was round because gravity pulled it into a sphere. This woman was born around 1890, educated in a one-room schoolhouse and lived on a Civil War-era farm in bumfuck West Virginia.
And then ya got what we have here today.
I don't know, I prefer butts. Tits are nice, but only half the population have them.
I've never seen a perfect butt though. I've seen a great one, but it had a crack in it.
That's the best part!
I like butts, but I prefer tits. I'm a simple man.
an amendable issue
My son just called it "the tittieverse" and now I hate ALL of you.
This new naming scheme sounds like a great contribution to societitty.
Contriboobtion
If y'all could please direct me to the thighs and calves galaxies I'll be on my way. I enjoy boobs as do most humans, but I am a legs man.
So as a cock and balls man, where do I go?
Probably somewhere around Uranus?
You know what, take your upvote and get out of here!
We should rename it as Urectum to end that stupid joke once and for all.
You're probably gonna want the Meathook/Cobra galaxy or the Gaia Sausage.
I'm afraid the Cigar galaxy is just a cigar galaxy.
You're a leg man? Get out of here... the Andromeda galaxy is that way --->
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Just wait till you know the etymology of mastodon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon
Edit to save a click: "A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning "breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) "tooth")"
Edit 2: the "mast" in "mastodon" is the same one as in "mastectomy"
In polish mammals = ssaki, and ssaki = suckers
Chinese are more interested vagina. More to the point 也。
Yeah this isn't a universal human thing like the post suggests, it's just that terms like "mammal" and "galaxy" are rooted in Europe.
Folks? There are people outside of Europe, and they have different opinions on stuff!
We're the only(?) species that have evolved them to become more than their basic function. Other species use colors and other features for mating signals, humans use shapes. Definitely wired to be interested in them.
Hold up, are other hominids interested in boobs? Any other mammal? Any non mammals into boobs? How much tiddy science have we really done here? I need tiddy facts.
Tiddy loving might be a cultural thing. Human species that don't need clothes care little for the boobs. Though they live south, so either they are used to it or it might be Neanderthal(or other varieties) genes that some of us inherited. We certainly are boob fetishists among the mammals.
There's only one extant human species and we don't know anything about soft tissue in extinct species of humans
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