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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like someone moved to San Francisco with some money and had "an idea"

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The kind of things we see in Belgium…

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Points for creativity certainly, psych eval for execution

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

USER INPUT: "Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry."

GENERATED OUTPUT:

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 17 points 10 months ago

That house is a nightmare, I love it!

Also looks better than my CSS and the aspect ratio hints that it's responsive but maybe doesn't implement accessibility well. So we score half points there.

[–] NinjaCheetah@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Every time I see this picture I just think of how much I’d love to see what this house is like on the inside. Like if it’s this wild on the outside, the inside has to be pretty interesting too, right?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Leminal.space's pict-rs ~~seems to be~~ was down, so when I expand this I get a broken image icon. I thought that was the css joke at first.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 3 points 10 months ago

That works !

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems there's alot of conflicting vision between the architech, the civil engineers, the contractors, and of course the boss.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

client was completely ignored

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Clearly you've never been in B2C.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

BS. The client was Escher.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

You forgot clear: both;

That would fix all of it

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 10 months ago

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like a cubist nightmare...

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Or some kinky cubist's wet dream

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

A wild UNKOWN house appeared!

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Least ugly Belgian house